Early this afternoon I overheard a telephone conversation between Officer Jackson (now the only name my three-year-old will answer to) and one of his fellow “offishas”. I am happy to report that he has followed my example and finally quit “mokin cigettes”  Apparently he is also using a patch, a Hannah Montana guitar sticker, obviously obtained from notorious “bad guy” Savannah. I was so excited to dicover that she had turned over a new leaf. Even though her only crime to date was “feet ‘mell like they drink drugs” she has been arrested and jailed several times this week.

Unfortunately, because of Officer Jackson’s erratic behavior this afternoon, I have to wonder if that patch was tainted somehow. Why else would an officer of the law wait until his mothers back was turned, pull down his pants in broad daylight and pee on his own, and his next door neighbor’s, patio?

 

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