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	<description>life lessons from a highly medicated single mother</description>
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		<title>Trapped</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s snowing again and I was in complete denial about the forecast, again.
Apparently grocery shopping before snow is not as stupid as I previously thought.
I&#8217;ve got one &#8220;ham&#8221; and cheese hot pocket (I&#8217;m not a picky eater, but mystery meat is strictly for children under 12), hummus (no bread or veggies to dip in it), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like Sands Through the Hourglass&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My efforts to avoid laundry have once again paid off tremendously. I love the internet with all of my heart.

The Brady family has apparently not uploaded a family tree on MyHeritage.com. Anyone who knows anything about the most awesome daytime soap ever, Days of Our Lives, knows that the first pic is NOT Krista Allen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The General</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday the kids and I had a great time visiting the Science Museum of Virginia. I&#8217;ve visited the museum since I was a kid and have always loved it.
This year we got a family membership for Christmas and because we have had pretty crappy weather so far this year, we have quickly become regulars (I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oops!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a little disappointed in myself for not posting yesterday. I was so tired, and totally forgot.
I&#8217;m not beating myself up though.
I was totally right when I said how awesome 2010 was going to be.  I have gone through some kind of weird miraculous transformation over the last three weeks.
I&#8217;ve been super busy. So busy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Blame Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have said that I always take full responsibility for my actions.
Tonight, I&#8217;m taking it back.
If I get new windshield wiper blades because the one on my passenger side falls off in the middle of a rainstorm, only to have the brand new drivers side blade fall off ten minutes after being installed, during the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Any Excuse Will Do</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel like I&#8217;m totally cheating on this NaBloPoMo, but I will not fail. 
I&#8217;m also not making any more commitments, except that one, I guess.
Another repost (this one totally fits because it seems that working a few more hours a week is also an excellent reason to avoid housework)&#8230;.
Bedlam

Yesterday I went with my kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only 10 days left</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m worn out and just in case you are one of the many people I was supposed to call tonight, here is a repost that will make you think we were actually on the phone&#8230;.
I&#8217;m Sorry
My all time favorite children&#8217;s book is If You Give a Pig a Pancake.The story is a day in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Run for the Border</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/836</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have much time because I have to get back to staring at the sea monkey tank Wednesday got for Christmas.
Really! I have been deprived of them my whole life, and we were sure to follow the instructions to the letter. It&#8217;s abnormally exciting for me.
Before I go wanted to mention what a great [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Holiday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since we&#8217;ve been go, go, going for the past two months, I decided that today we would just stay home and play all day.
MC Bizzy J has been racing cars  and building with Lincoln Logs.
Wednesday, aka Lady Dementia, has also been doing some building&#8230;.


In case your child is normal and you can&#8217;t figure out what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Hiding for the Last Three Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 01:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got some weird stuff going on in my brain. All this clear, organized , logical thinking going on.
It&#8217;s freaking me out a little, but I figure it won&#8217;t last long, so I better make the best of it.
I&#8217;m not going to push myself too hard to be creative and witty tonight, but my readers [...]]]></description>
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