Archive for April, 2009
My Kids Are NOT Starving
Apr 30th
For the record, I do feed my children.
All of the time!!
It is the reason their faces are constantly dirty.
So if you meet them and they ask you for food do not feel obligated to feed them.
“I’m Hungry” has become their greeting.
Even with complete strangers.
Please do not call social services.
Here We Go…
Apr 29th
So I’ve been thinking about doing a blog for a while. All kinds of legitimate sounding excuses have come to mind. Who cares? I don’t have time. Too much of a perfectionist. Bah! All obviously untrue.
I am constantly thinking “oh, I need to write that down” Unfortunately, I have to unplug my computer everytime I use it because I am terrified that it is going to catch on fire. By the time I finally get it booted up I have totally forgotten what was so funny and end up spending four hours on facebook or googling myself just in case I missed something exciting when I googled myself yesterday. And the idea of finding a pen and paper, in my house? HA!
Welcome to my world!
