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	<title>Straitjackets are Slimming &#187; why I will be single forever</title>
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	<description>life lessons from a highly medicated single mother</description>
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		<title>My Wish List</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[good reasons to get my stuff together]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m almost back on track for getting into the spirit of the season. It&#8217;s really now or never.
Unless, I can trick my kids into thinking it&#8217;s only November.
I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s going to work and I think I will blame that on the SOL&#8217;s. Or maybe Tiger Woods.
No, it&#8217;s definitely Jeff Dunham&#8217;s fault that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry SITSmas!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First I want to say Merry SITSmas!!
Welcome to everyone visiting from SITS and thanks for all of the daily motivation and encouragement.
I was lucky to learn early in my blogging adventures that &#8220;the secret to success is support.&#8221;
Because I have learned so much from this amazing community of women bloggers, SITSmas means more to me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is Only the Beginning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I get to Word Wall Wednesday, I have two things I want to mention.
First, my cats are fine. They didn&#8217;t touch the poinsettia and just in case I called my vet to see if I should just toss it.  They are not deadly poisonous they will just cause a little stomach upset. Honestly, that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Might as Well Start Dating Again.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[why I will be single forever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, was just not one of my best days. It wasn&#8217;t fun. Maybe it was some kind of holiday blues.
Last night I went out to dinner with the kids and my babies daddy. Which was very nice but because I was stuffed, there was none of the normal Saturday night, taco bell or frosted flake excitement here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Wild Saturday Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[how single moms really spend their free time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[why I will be single forever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best things about being a single mom, whose awesome, incredible amazing babies daddy has the kids half the week, every single week?&#8230;.I get to eat frosted flakes for dinner while I watch VH1s Tough Love (which, instead of rolling my eyes and yelling &#8220;whatever!,&#8221; I should probably pay a little closer attention [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Professional Spectator</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[neurosis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today has been a very big day.  Today one of my very best friends (meaning one of the very few people I can stand being around for more than ten minutes at a time) Meriel, ran her very first marathon. To me running a marathon is one of the biggest achievements of a persons life. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Boys Are Dumb</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff my kids will dicuss in therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[why I will be single forever]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is the first official Word Wall Wednesday. I realize that makes two in a row but the whole point is to encourage routines and not put off until tomorrow what I can do today blah, blah, blah. I would also like to keep with the parenting theme and I am afraid that because my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One to Scratch Off the List</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bucket list]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have decided to add &#8220;get over my fear of commitment&#8221; to my bucket list and I think its a great place to start as there is obviously no physical activity involved. Also William Shatner is getting up there and I think I need to be prepared to settle down if he ever does happen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never Again</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/46</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I drink. Heavily sometimes. I think I can hold my liquor pretty well. I take a lot of pride in the fact that you can&#8217;t usually tell I&#8217;m drunk until I fall flat on my face. I think it&#8217;s genetic. Most times I stick to beer or tequila and I am able to gauge my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Damn Eddie Bauer</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/31</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[why I will be single forever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend I broke my sons carseat and had to get a new one. I am usually a do it yourselfer but I could not figure this thing out. I took it to my babies daddy&#8217;s house to get some help i.e. have someone to scream at since I was not going to be [...]]]></description>
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