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	<description>life lessons from a highly medicated single mother</description>
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		<title>The Magic of Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/706</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again blogging has taken a back seat to insanity. I have been writing but unfortunately it&#8217;s all the kind of stuff that would have me arrested. Fortunately, the insanity defense is all in place and if you read regularly, you may be called as a witness.  As a matter of fact if you continue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Wish List</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m almost back on track for getting into the spirit of the season. It&#8217;s really now or never.
Unless, I can trick my kids into thinking it&#8217;s only November.
I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s going to work and I think I will blame that on the SOL&#8217;s. Or maybe Tiger Woods.
No, it&#8217;s definitely Jeff Dunham&#8217;s fault that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Winner is&#8230;Whatever I Say</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I decided that I should pick out blog nicknames for my kids.  I need to be prepared in case Straitjackets are Slimming becomes an internet phenomenon (expected any day now), and at some point my children are going to object to me sharing their most embarrassing stories. While I am pretty ridiculously entertaining all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Survivor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the full effect of this post, imagine it being  told in a hurried, terrified whisper. Kind of like in the Blair Witch Project, but instead of the streaming snot, imagine traces of blue magic marker mustache, not so washable right after a chemical peel.
 


 
I&#8217;ve almost made it. It&#8217;s been two days. Right now I&#8217;m sitting in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not the Best Plan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have the most awesome single Mom schedule ever!
Thursday morning I drop the kids off at school come home and dress up like Azrael from Goth Talk (my work dress code is all black, which is not something I can pull off, without feeling ridiculous), throw a ten minute temper tantrum because I don&#8217;t want to go, then dry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do I Look Angry?</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/395</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff my kids will dicuss in therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[botox]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night my kids were especially rowdy and defiant. Usually, they are pretty well behaved but, just like all kids, they have their days.  To make matters worse, I was especially impatient. Usually, I am pretty tolerant but, just like all moms, I also have my days.
Some nights I can run downstairs and wash the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alias</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am halfway through my month of everyday posting.  It has been a lot harder than I thought, the last two days I have cut it way too close for comfort. Saturday I didn&#8217;t hit publish post until 11:30 pm and, thank goodness, Sunday I was able to post minutes before my dog decided my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Early this afternoon I overheard a telephone conversation between Officer Jackson (now the only name my three-year-old will answer to) and one of his fellow &#8220;offishas&#8221;. I am happy to report that he has followed my example and finally quit &#8220;mokin cigettes&#8221;  Apparently he is also using a patch, a Hannah Montana guitar sticker, obviously obtained [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Professional Spectator</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/363</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today has been a very big day.  Today one of my very best friends (meaning one of the very few people I can stand being around for more than ten minutes at a time) Meriel, ran her very first marathon. To me running a marathon is one of the biggest achievements of a persons life. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geography</title>
		<link>http://www.straitjacketsareslimming.com/335</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff my kids will dicuss in therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2nd grade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teachers rock]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while I like to help out in my kids classrooms. I really enjoy getting to know all of their friends so I can put faces and personalities to the stories I hear.  I have always said I&#8217;ll do it as long as they aren&#8217;t embarassed by me.
I&#8217;m cutting it really close with [...]]]></description>
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