I Might as Well Start Dating Again.
Yesterday, was just not one of my best days. It wasn’t fun. Maybe it was some kind of holiday blues.
Last night I went out to dinner with the kids and my babies daddy. Which was very nice but because I was stuffed, there was none of the normal Saturday night, taco bell or frosted flake excitement here at my house.
I got home before 7, plopped on the couch and pouted for a few minutes.
I get bored easily, so it wasn’t long before I pulled out my notebook, and started plotting sweet revenge on all that have caused me harm this week.
Within a few minutes I was doing the crazy lady Laughing Out Loud, which quickly led to literal Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F…ing Ass Off (I haven’t decided yet if I want to be dropping a lot of F-bombs on my blog. I would do a poll but it seems my daughter is the only one who votes. By the way Wednesday and Pugsley won, more on that later), again all by myself.
Since I was off the couch anyway I went ahead and starting making up my own “ultimate revenge cheer” Spartan cheerleader style, followed by a little bit of beat boxing and freestyling that my dog really seemed to like (she is deaf. not def! deaf).
By the time I was done, so was my bottle of wine, and SNL was the Gerard Butler (coincidentally, a different Spartan) rerun, which made for some pretty sweet dreams (FYI, more wine and the 300 dvd are on my wish list this year).
While my Saturday nights, with no kids, are pretty awesome in the moment, I’m starting to regret things in the morning.


















November 29, 2009 - 10:20 am
Hahah! Your Saturday Nights sound like a great time
I think you should post or Vlog that Spartan cheer lol
November 29, 2009 - 10:25 am
Just so you know, I was ROFLMFAO reading this! Life of a single-lady, single-mom type. I have actually sprinkled the F-bomb on my blog a few times. Not a lot, but it has been launched. I do have several euphamisms if you would like to use: Mother Fluff, effin (obviously not original), frickin', etc. Mother Fluffer is my favorite when I am trying to be chaste.
BTW, will you video tape your Spartan-Beat-Boxin' Routine and post. I need so new moves and if I can throw in revenge in there, then all the better. Look forward to the “interview”.
Lisa
November 29, 2009 - 10:47 am
lmbo I spent my Saturday cleaning the yard and falling into the bed exhausted… on Hubby's side
November 29, 2009 - 11:15 am
lol my saturday was spent passed out on my bed after 3 days of cooking (although I did take care of my girls and play ring around the rosey with them)
November 29, 2009 - 11:21 am
Dude. That sounds like a freaking blast. Can I come over?
November 29, 2009 - 12:11 pm
Seriously you make me laugh…every single time I read you!!
I am the same way about dropping 'f' bombs on my blog. I unfortunately have a mouth like a sailor/trucker in my real life however, I do not swear on my blog…weird….
Can I suggest a video of you doing your cheer? Now THAT would be epic!
November 29, 2009 - 12:36 pm
Laughter is the best revenge; share the video and we can all laugh!
November 29, 2009 - 3:21 pm
Yay for kid-free Saturday nights! Stopping by from SITS.
November 29, 2009 - 6:32 pm
I just found your blog. The title is absolutely hysterical — and could be very fitting for me too! Hope you ultimately enjoyed your night alone.
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Your comments are so sweet.
November 29, 2009 - 8:39 pm
Like Christine, I slept through Saturday night. Thanksgiving is exhausting.
Hang in there.
xo
November 30, 2009 - 5:22 am
I don't think I will ever date again. Whether my boyfriend and I stay together forever or not, I will not date. It's scary out there.
I'd rather spend my Saturday nights dancing alone in my living room. At least I'll be burning calories.
November 30, 2009 - 3:29 pm
Sounds way more exciting than most of my Saturday nights!