Welcome, to my new home! I’m stoked to be able to tell people I’m at straitjacketsareslimming.com, so thanks to WordPress.   Hats off to all you professional bloggers out there. I am completely computer illiterate and this stuff can be very confusing and overwhelming. On the upside I now have accidentally downloaded more than my fair share of pornographic material onto my desktop. Finally I am ready to post and I have no internet service. Usually when this happens my service is quickly restored as soon as I pay my bill so you can just imagine how frustrating it was to discover my bill is paid and that Comcast is in the middle of some outage.  While I have no intentions of making writing a profitable gig I do love it and love comments (praise) and hope to get more readers. More readers would mean that I would have a chance to get my message across to the people who need to hear it.  For example the  Keenan Thompson as Whoopi Goldberg look a like who giggled at me because I was wearing orange and red flannel pajamas in public this morning.  Obviously me wearing pajamas in public means it’s probably not a good idea for me to talk to people. Also running like a maniac on an unseasonably warm october morning to get my kids to school on time only to discover that I have to go inside and sign in my daughter while wearing said hot ass pajamas made me especially moody.  If “Ms Giggly” knew about straitjackets are slimming she would learn that yes, I was wearing pajamas in public and yes, I saw her laughing but surprisingly enough I did not having any violent feelings towards her because I am so happy that I have raised my children with some compassion and taught them how hurtful making fun can be.  So when the back of those stretch pants, that probably fit her very nicely two or three kids ago busts wide open from all her hysterical laughter in front of the whole elementary school causing her poor innocent children to be teased mercilessly for at least the rest of the school year I know that my babies will be there for them.