Bad Cop
Early this afternoon I overheard a telephone conversation between Officer Jackson (now the only name my three-year-old will answer to) and one of his fellow “offishas”. I am happy to report that he has followed my example and finally quit “mokin cigettes” Apparently he is also using a patch, a Hannah Montana guitar sticker, obviously obtained from notorious “bad guy” Savannah. I was so excited to dicover that she had turned over a new leaf. Even though her only crime to date was “feet ‘mell like they drink drugs” she has been arrested and jailed several times this week.
Unfortunately, because of Officer Jackson’s erratic behavior this afternoon, I have to wonder if that patch was tainted somehow. Why else would an officer of the law wait until his mothers back was turned, pull down his pants in broad daylight and pee on his own, and his next door neighbor’s, patio?
November 15, 2009 - 9:14 pm
duh, he’s practicing what you wanted him to do yesterday in a public puddle close to home so he can get the hang of it—how funny!
November 15, 2009 - 10:30 pm
Savannah and Jackson are hilarious!. . . I miss them.
November 15, 2009 - 11:05 pm
Roflmbo ummm he was watering their beautiful flowers for them?? That is how my mom got my oldest to go pee.. she told him to water her flowers.. we like to NEVEr got him broke.. But that is too cute..
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November 16, 2009 - 1:22 am
is this the same neighbor who leaves dog poop on the lawn? if so, then touche’!
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November 16, 2009 - 6:32 am
Stopped over from SITS to say hello. Glad I did b/c it warms my heart (and eases my conscious) to know that I’m not the only one with a kid who likes to pee outdoors (mine pees offa the deck & aims for squirrels), harass the neighbors (#3 chucks balls, and cars, and anything he can heave off our deck and onto theirs so that I have to sneak over and get it back when they go to work), and play cops (but, not the good kind, the drug swallowing bad kind who taze people for no reason).
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November 16, 2009 - 8:47 am
Because he’s a boy and must.mark.territory.
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November 16, 2009 - 9:32 am
Hmmm… I pooped on our neighbor’s welcome mat when I was a child because I hated her. And when I got caught (imagine) I told my mom I was “pretending” to be a cow and followed that with a loud Moooooo!
Euh…. I’m not sure why I just shared that. It certainly sheds no light on why your son peed on his own patio. However, if you note that most women have “pee on stuff” on their list of things they would do if they woke up as a guy, you have to admit it does sound kind of fun.
Was there snow on the patio?
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November 21, 2009 - 1:17 am
oh my goodness what was i missing!!
November 26, 2009 - 8:15 pm
Roflmbo ummm he was watering their beautiful flowers for them?? That is how my mom got my oldest to go pee.. she told him to water her flowers.. we like to NEVEr got him broke.. But that is too cute..
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