Good Morning
This is going to have to be a short post because I’m in kind of a hurry this morning. I have to be at work early on Saturdays and today I have to make a quick stop at the store on my way.
Remember I had a bit of a stomach bug earlier this week? It sucked but usually these things give me a little jump start on losing some weight (don’t act like I’m crazy, this is a normal thought process for most women, blame society). Well, it worked. I dropped 5 pounds this week.
Unfortunately, it came from the one place that I can’t afford to lose an ounce. So now I have to get to Target as soon as they open to pick out my new training bra. I want to get there early so I get first pick, it’s the start of the holiday season, you know.
And if I have to have Hannah Montana’s face plastered across my brand new quadruple “a” cups I can guarantee its not going to be a good day.


















November 7, 2009 - 8:02 am
NO fair when I get sick and lose weight , heck when I lose weight period it is NEVER in my boobs.. Those behemoths have actually gotten LARGER when I lost weight ( sonot kidding).. So here is the deal I am offering you: I want a breast reduction, apparently you would like a little more.. We go in together get surgery at the same time, they remove some of my chest heaviness and donate it to your chest issues!! yeah yeah What do ya think?? kind of like reduction/ organ transplant … cause I am telling ya at this cosmic size they have a life of their own AND I can give plenty away and still have more then I want
November 7, 2009 - 11:43 am
5 lbs?!! Are you kidding? I hate you right now(not really). I’ve never lost weight from being sick.
November 7, 2009 - 8:16 pm
No joke I actually do buy my bras in the little girl department of Target. I get all excited when they have the black ones in stock. And yes this is on my very long list of reasons i am single.
November 8, 2009 - 2:49 pm
The best part of illness is totally the weight loss! However, if said weight loss occurred in my boob area I would be wicked pissed off!! Like, um. Hi leave me what little breastage I have. Thank you!!
I hope you do not have to have Hannah Montana parephenelia anywhere near your chest! Heres hoping!!
November 8, 2009 - 9:43 pm
Hysterical! Glad for the 5 pounds, so sorry about Hannah’s bra
xo