I have not dropped of the face of the earth. It has been a crazy busy week.

Sunday: Mothers day, pizza and beer and an obviously plagarized mothers day card from my daughter. “My mom is cool because she cooks me good food.”

Monday: I woke up with bits of a tooth on my pillow because of teeth grinding. As a result decided to try life without my ADD medicine. Spent most of the day throwing temper tantrums about going to the dentist and looking for my keys. It also took me 30 minutes to get home from work even though its a 10 minute drive. Very happy I didnt get a ticket for making the same illegal u turn ten times because I kept missing the turn into my apartment complex.

Tuesday: I had what was left of my wisdom tooth pulled. The good part is I felt very thin as I was mopping up my own drool. No ADD meds = I forgot to eat before I went to the dentist. Didn’t really care where my keys were since I was able to get tanked with just three beers. Not eating makes me a very cheap date.

Wednesday: I had to take about fifty facebook quizzes to find out I am a ho with antisocial personality disorder. I am also very distressed that jesus thinks I am a “lazy shit” fortunately though I am not a retard. Those quizzes are very distracting. I spent only one hour searching for my keys and another checking to make sure I hadn’t left my children in the car. The kids were with their dad thank goodness.

Although I have been very confused this week I remembered my pants every day and I did not forget to watch Daisy of Love, Charm School with Ricki Lake and The Real Housewives of New Jersey at least three times each.

I’m considering taking my meds today.