New Neighbor

   I love making to do lists. So for today’s Word Wall Wednesday I have decided to get an early start and write my list for tomorrow.

 To Do:

 *  Cross my fingers that I don’t step in ginormous dog poo at six o’clock in the morning.                                                       .

 *  Be happy I haven’t broken a bone after slipping on ginormous poop.

 *  Throw my poop covered socks and sweat pants in the trash

 *  Consider lacing a dog treat with rat poison as a welcome gift to the new neighbors from my family.

 *  Instead write a note to the neighbor about cleaning up after her dogs.

 *  Watch the neighbor stomp out flaming bag of poo that was delivered with said note.

 *  Laugh, run inside, and lock the door.

 *  Shoot water out of my nose when I remember the look on my neighbors face.

 *  Hope that my neighbor does not hold a grudge.

 *  Pretend like I am gone when the authorities knock on my door.