We have a new rule at our house.

No Zombie Practice After dark!

 My kids have been practicing to participate in next years Zombie Walk to benefit the American Cancer Society.  It’s a great cause and seems like a really fun event but I’m sorry I just get creeped out too easily. 

Horror movies really disturb me (as if I wasn’t already disturbed enough).  Even the commercials for them keep me up at night. The scariest ones seem to involve cute kids turning into demonic, possessed, murderous monsters. I think its irresponsible for movie makers to depict children this way. As if kids aren’t terrifying enough. 

Luckily, I have learned I can’t watch these movies. If I did, the chances of me tossing one of my kids out the window, when I wake up to them standing over my bed mumbling gibberish in the middle of the night after having them tell me they are going to eat my brains all day, would honestly be pretty high.