Math Lesson

(Taco bell Blackjack Taco × Fast food heaven = “retaining fluid” don’t laugh!) + Having to wear all black to work + Refusal to buy bigger “fat clothes” = Two presentable work outfits ÷ (Putting off doing the laundry until absolutely necessary + Stupid washing machine flooding my kitchen × Again!) = Mad dash to apartment complex laundry room + ill-fitting tank top – bra = right boob totally exposed × laundry room right next to high school bus stop =  Most popular single Mom in the barrio.